Bwhahahahaha

Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day. As they walked, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."

"I am entering!" said Snow White. After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?"

" First Place !" said Snow White.

They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest for the strongest man in the world."

"I'm entering," says Superman. After half an hour, he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"

" First Place ," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"

They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?" Pinocchio enters.

After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.

"What happened?" they asked.

"Who the hell is this Nancy Pelosi?" asked Pinocchio.

Fuck Obama Day...

 

I have been so busy that I missed my 4th blog birthday on July 3rd. I have to say, I have had a lot of fun with this blog and made quite a few friends along the way through blogging. In ten days I'll be heading to Bandera to hang out with some of the most wonderful people you could imagine. I can't wait....

Playing on the headphones...

Bwhahahahaha

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her
menstrual cycle. For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with
rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she
tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged
in his forehead while he is on fire.

No further studies are expected.

 

I hope everyone had a great 4th of July and now it's time to recover from the day by laying around and not doing a darn thing. Well... I think I might make it out to the pool to work on my tan so I don't blind anyone at the blog meet.

Playing on the Headphones....

 

Happy 4th of July everyone! Enjoy your day and remember our guys over sea that work so hard for our freedom!

Pimp My Casket

Save yourself the $25,000 for this gold plated box and dig a hole out in the backyard and chunk his ass in. It would be no different than burying a family pet. Once again typical -igger has come out. I'll put that right up there with a gold front tooth and diamond studded grill.

Is it morning already...

What's for Dinner...

Hot dogs... I haven't felt like cooking big meals here lately and asked Daughter Dear what she would like and she said, how about a hot dog wrapped in bacon the way you usually make them. Yeah!!! So I wrapped them dogs up and put them in the oven then warmed up some chili sauce and there you have it an easy dinner. Of course I doctor mine up with onions and hot peppers... Anybody want a kiss???

 

 

That about sums me up as of now. Daughter Dear clogged up the toliet with 50 yards of paper she has to wipe her happy ass with. Mr. Plunger did a great job once I found the damn thing.

Mother of the year. Just another reason why some people should NOT be allowed to breed. What a fucking cunt...

BWHAHAHA....

 

I guess this is why Robert doesn't like lap dogs....

Hear me roar...

This is a comment I left on a friend's Facebook page and what did I get in return. A gator named after me. She even has a big mouth just like me. Robert, I have to admit you're good!

 

The doctor will see you now. *snapping of the rubber*

Things That Suck

Not being able to sleep.

Not being able to get my bra on. I didn't realize having this contraption on my finger I wouldn't be able to get my bra on and off. BWHAHAHA..

Hey only two things. Not bad if I do say so myself....

As you can see I don't play well with knives. A trip to the ER and 6 stitches later I have to say I'm bummed.