Eric Holder, I hope you fry in hell....

Commercials

So Target has a new commercial out, part is in Spanish then it goes into English. I no longer shop at Target.

Friday Funny

Cajun sex

Last May, Boudreaux married an attractive woman, Lola, half his age.
After several months, Lola complained that she had never climaxed during sex; and according to her Grand Momma, all Cajun women are entitled to a climax once in a while.
So, to resolve the problem, they went to see the large-animal Vet since there was no trustworthy doctor anywhere in Pierre Part. The Vet didn't have a clue, but he did recall how, during the hot summer, his Momma and Daddy would fan a cow with a big towel that was having any difficulty breeding. This would cool her down and make her relax.
So, the Vet told them to hire a strong, virile, young man to wave a big towel over them while they were having sex. This, the Vet said, would cause the young wife to cool down, relax, then climax.
So the couple hired a strong young man from the big city of Houma to wave that big towel over them as the Vet suggested.
After many efforts, Lola still had not climaxed! They went back to the Vet. The Vet said for Lola to change partners and let the young man have sex with her while Boudreaux waved the big towel.
They tried it that night and Lola went into wild, screaming, ear-splitting climaxes, one right after the other for about two and a half hours.
When it was over, Boudreaux looked down at the exhausted young man and in a cocky manner said, 'And dat, my friend, is how you wave a towel!'

Oh Yeah...

Youtube is being a pain in the ass. So click on the link for a good laugh.......




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYoanLxhPGY&feature=youtu.be

Getting Her Stupid On

Colorado Democrat Blooper

Colorado Democrat's Ignorance On Guns Makes Forum Laugh After Stupid Comment

Democratic Rep. Diana DeGette has been the lead sponsor on a federal ban on high-capacity ammunition magazines in two Congresses, saying it's one of her top priorities.

But Tuesday at a Denver Post forum on the gun control debate, the senior congresswoman from Denver appeared to not understand how guns work.

Asked how a ban on magazines holding more than 15 rounds would be effective in reducing gun violence, DeGette said:

"I will tell you these are ammunition, they're bullets, so the people who have those now they're going to shoot them, so if you ban them in the future, the number of these high capacity magazines is going to decrease dramatically over time because the bullets will have been shot and there won't be any more available."

What she didn't appear to understand is that a magazine can be reloaded with more bullets. According to the Shooter's Log, only early on were magazines for AR-15s designed to be disposable, but the military changed that and now magazines are used several times. In handguns, a magazine is designed to be reused hundreds of times.

After her remarks, the audience in the forum at The Denver Post building started laughing - apparently everyone in the room knew this except for her, a gun control "expert".

Larimer County Sheriff Justin Smith, responding as the audience was laughing, urged people who hadn't shot a gun to "get the facts ... Let's be educated as we make this decision."

Bless her heart. Someone should probably explain to her that it really depends on which magazine you're reading. Some aren't worth looking at a second time - but some you'll want to hang on to, like old copies of National Geographic were the African ladies nipples look like giant pepperonis.

Spring Time

And Tina was tired of Obama getting his boob on! LOL

I've Seen It All.....