Due to a hectic schedule this week you're going to have to look at pictures from the field trips I'll be on the next couple of days. So I'll start out with the Nasa trip. Yes folks these are real Astronauts training under water for a up coming mission at the end of August.

The size of this thing is huge!!! If you want to see what I'm talking about take a look.

MY PRIVATE PART DIED

An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.

One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.

Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong,

'Yes, Nurse Tracy,' said Mr. Wallace.

'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.'

Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy,
she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences.'

The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part
hanging out of his pajamas.

He met Nurse Tracy. 'Mr. Wallace,' she said,
'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.

Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.'

'But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace.
'I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.

'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy, 'you did tell me that,
but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?'


'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.'

I woke up this morning dragging some serious booty. When will it be over??? Soon I keep telling myself. It was nice getting out of class yesterday afternoon and being able to relax even if it was another school function. I ended up going back to school to attend a meeting for DD since she was in choir. I wished now I wouldn't have done it. One of my kids got himself into some trouble while I was gone. I told him he may be loosing his end of the year trips next week because of it. I haven't told the class I won't be there tomorrow or Tuesday of next week out of fear of bad behavior. I had one student in tears when she found out I was leaving. I was like you can be the sub's helper for the afternoon. She was still pouty face when I came back to class. I feel sorry for the sub tomorrow because it's party day since everyone passed their end of the year tests. They will get to play games and watch movies all day tomorrow. Me on the other hand will be with DD at Nasa for to days. This is a fun trip but a long one with little sleep. Hey Mark I'll be posting pictures when I get home on Sunday.

Half day...

I only have to work a half day today. Yeah!!! Today is scholarship day for the graduating seniors. So I get to go present these to the kiddos this afternoon. The only bad part of this....dress and heels.

I could have done this with one of my kids in class yesterday. I ended up having to send her to detention for the afternoon. Then there is a little boy in my class that reminds me of "Little Johnny". His mother came up to the school to meet with me and the 2nd boss lady in line. Behavior has been an issue for him all year.He ended up getting kicked off the bus until the end of the year and boy was his mom pissed. I told her he needs to practice self control and quit using his medicine as an excuse. He flat out refuses to do so. I can't wait for our field trips on Thursday and Friday of next week.

Sometime your the bug and sometime your the windshield

I've been fighting a huge case of the blahs here lately. I'm so tired physically and mentally it has been draining to say the least. If I can make it through the end of the year testing this week I should be good. I think that is my main problem here. Wondering if I have covered everything. Ugh....

Blog Meet

If you plan on attending the blog meet in June could you please wander on over to the blog meet site and let Supergurl know. It sure would help out.

OnePlusYou Quizzes and Widgets

The Reverends Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton, while visiting a sixth grade school class, found themselves in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked both men if they would like to lead the discussion of the word "tragedy".

So the illustrious Rev Jackson asks the class for an example of a tragedy.

One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a runaway tractor comes along and knocks him dead,that would be a tragedy."

"No," says the Great Jesse Jackson, "that would be an accident."

A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explains the exalted Reverend Al. "That's what we would call a great loss. "

The room goes silent. No other children volunteered.

Reverend Al searches the room. "Isn't there anyone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally at the back of the room little Johnny raises his hand. In a stern voice he says: "If a plane carrying the Reverends Jackson and Sharpton were struck by a missile and blown to smithereens. ..that would be a tragedy."

"Fantastic!" exclaim both Jackson and Sharpton. "That's absolutely correct! And can you tell us why that would be a tragedy?"

"Well," says little Johnny, "because it sure as hell wouldn't be a
great loss, and it probably wouldn't be an accident either."

h/t: Aprilwine

Sneakin' In America (SnappyGreetings.com)

DD sent this to me via email.

 

UUUGGGHHH!!!

The nurse came to me at lunch and said that DD came to her with her ankle hurting. She told me it looked to be a sprain and that I should go get it looked at. So we will be off in a few minutes to get it looked at. Can you say BAD TIMING... She has so many field trips coming up that have already been paid for. UGH!!

This and That

UGH... I'm tired. I stayed up to late last night talking with the teacher I replaced and we both agreed on quiet a few things and she answered a lot of questions that I needed answered. Can you spell R-E-L-I-E-F.
I got a powerpoint from the computer tech yesterday. I was able to get one powerpoint done in between trying to teach class. I'm glad we only have to do ten. Kids type with one finger. This makes a simple task long and slow. Then add in one of my three computers...crashing and it makes it really hard to get done. So it might take a couple of more days for the kids to get the project done.
The price of diesel sucks. I'm now having to drive hubby's truck because it costs to much for him to drive back and forth to work. I know I shouldn't be a penny pincher but geez.. $4.65 a gallon. Give me a freaking break. It was pretty funny the other day. The boss lady said she could see that the price was effecting some people because the parking lot was full of pickup trucks.
Daughter Dear went over to the Junior High yesterday to take a tour of the campus. I asked her how she liked it and she told me she is ready to blow this joint. I heard a few teachers snicker behind me. But DD is geared up and ready to move on. It's a little to much for me at times because I don't want to see her grow up but on the other hand when she starts that hormonal crap I can't wait for her to move past it all.
Well it's time for another day...