Sunday, July 09, 2006

Roger Rabbit

This is a name I gave to my Chinese neighbor. Reason why...he has his nose in everybodys business. We have a love hate relationship. Anyway... I'm cleaning the pool and doing my thing and I hear this "hey Beeky" have you seen any bees lately? No Roger. Oh just thought I would ask. Snicker...

Back track to last week. My doorbell rings and I answer it. It's Roger Rabbit. Hey Beeky (he can't say my name) I have a bee problem could you help me. Yeah...I was a bee keeper in my former life Roger. I walk over thinking maybe one or two bee are buzzing around. Shit his whole back sliding glass door is covered. My hubby comes in and he was like you really do have a problem. We call the fire department and needless to say they don't do bees. So we called a bee keeper out of Victoria to come and fix Roger's problem. This was a country boy that had never been around a China man. If you could have seen this mans face when Roger started talking it was to funny. Back to the bees. Like I said, they were on the door and you could hear them in the wall buzzing. I have never seen anything like it. The bee man sprayed some kind of white powder on them and this made them mad. Then they start falling off the door. It killed them on the spot. Then the buzzing grew really loud. They had made their way up a hole in the panel above the doors, this is why we could hear them buzzing in the wall. So bee man sprays more powder. Then he start pulling the panel away from the house and all these bees start falling out. It looked as if it were raining bees.By the time he was finsihed with the job two hours later he had a half a bag of dead bees. The cost of removing bees, $75.00 a hour. Not bad for a day of work.

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