Sunday, January 21, 2007

Terrorist Threat Warning

This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of
Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if
military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will
cut off America's supply of convenience store managers. And if
this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be
next, followed by Dell and AOL customer service representatives
and Motel 6 managers.
It's getting ugly.

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