Survivor...Texas Style

Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do
one
entitled, "Survivor, Texas-Style."

The contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin,
San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then
proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo.
From
there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back to
Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that reads:

"I'm Gay" ; "I Love the Dixie Chicks" ; "Boycott Beef" ;
"I Voted for John Kerry" ; "George Strait Sucks," ;
"Hillary in 2008" and "I'm here to confiscate your guns."

The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.