THE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK


NUMBER 5: "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."

NUMBER 4: "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about
in the time-management course you sent me to."

NUMBER 3: "Whew! 'Guess I left the top off the White-out. You
probably got here just in time!"

NUMBER 2: "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these
keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"

And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping
at your desk: (Raising your head slowly) "... in Jesus' name, Amen"