I met an older woman at a bar last night.



She wasn't bad for 57, we drank and bullshitted a bit, then she asked if

I'd ever had the 'sportsman's double', a mother and daughter threesome?



I said no.

We drank a bit more, then she said that tonight was my lucky night.



We went back to her place.

She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs:



"Mom you still awake?"