Friday, July 20, 2007

email funny

A chicken farmer went to a local bar... sat next to a
woman and ordered a glass of champagne.

The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"

"What a coincidence," the farmer says, "This is a
special day for me, I'm celebrating."
"This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating!" says the woman.

"What a coincidence," says the man. As they clinked
glasses the farmer asked, "What are you celebrating?"

"My husband and I have been trying to have a child,and
today my gynecologist told me that I'm pregnant!"

"What a coincidence," says the man .. "I'm a chicken farmer,
and for years all my hens were infertile, but today
they're finallylaying fertilized eggs."
"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"
"I used a different cock," he replied.

The woman smiled and said,
"What a coincidence..."

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