I went to Wal Mart to do my grocery shopping today. I was out of my Smirnoff that I drink so I put a couple of cartons in my cart and off I go. So I'm at the check out lane and the clerk is scanning my items and she goes to scan the Smirnoff and stops and asked me for my id. I'm like what??? I need to see your id. I laughed and told her I was older than dirt. She didn't care for my joke and wanted the id. Then she proceeds to tell me how good I look for being 41 and that I don't look my age. BITCH! Give me my booze so I can go home.