Saturday, July 28, 2007

This little sign is for my Chinese neighbor Roger who decided to start mowing the lawn at 6:50 this morning. I was in my drugged induced coma sleeping like a baby until I was woke up by the roar of the mower going by my bedroom window. So I sit up and I get ready to stand up and the room kinda does the spinning thing but I make my way to the closet to find a robe. I get me pink fuzzy robe on and make my way in the dark for the bedroom door and I hear hubby's voice asking what are you going to do? "Wait and listen" I say. Out the front door I go. I'm walking around the front of the house to side of the house and I'm thinking of what I'm going to say this time.There have been so many times. So he starts walking towdards me pushing the mower. He has the look on his face of good gawd that woman looks like crap in the morning. He shuts it down and I asked him what in the hell are you doing Roger? I mow yard Becky. Not at 6:50 in the morning your not. But I have tee time of 7:30. I don't give a f--- what you have. People are sleeping and it is rude of you to be mowing. It is? I wanted to bitch slap him but instead I called him a f------ asshole and went back inside. I feel like shit and I didn't have it in me to chew his ass out. Dang it...

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