How to fly

My sister sent me this and I laughed so hard because when I was a little girl I thought I could fly. My older sister took care of me and my other sister while our parents worked during the day. As soon as I saw Mom's car pull out of sight...off I would go for my daily adventure. One would never know what I would pull but it usually ended up with me in the ER. My most famous feat...It involved a sheet tied around my neck and me jumping off the roof of the house. I thought I could fly. It didn't work to well. I wasn't happy with falling to the ground so I climbed the tree in the backyard. My thinking was if a bird could soar in the sky...So could I. Wrong..I ended up in the ER with a dislocated hip and a Daddy that wanted to beat the crap out of me. For years to come...they knew me by name at the hospital.