Monday, August 20, 2007

I'm home...I've been at school for most of the day. Getting ready for open house on the 23rd. We had a really nice luncheon today. We had Mexican food with all the trimmings. It was so good.

Yesterday was spent school shopping. As you know I hate to shop and people in general piss me off. Let me explain why....I park way out in Bum Fuck Egypt. Only to come out to find some dumb ass has parked 2 inches away from my door. Well that has me saying...Next time why don't you leave me a fucking can opener so I can get into my SUV. I hear DD laughing her butt off and then I'm left standing there on crutches trying to figure out how am I suppose to squeeze my fat ass in. Well about that time here comes Ms.dumb ass. I told the woman that people like her should take the bus so people like me wouldn't have to deal with the likes of her.All I got was a deer in the head light look. DUH...

Then having to look at these fat girls with rolls. OMG folks...I could have passed out some DWI's. I know your wondering what I'm talking about so let me explain. A DWI is Dressing Without Instructions. These girls are well fed around here. They have rolls where one shouldnt have rolls and to look at them is really nasty. But does that stop them from eating at the cookie factory or drinking a large Coke. Oh hell no. Lets just super size it. Then lets squeeze into a 8 when in fact we should have a 14 on. DWI I tell ya....

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