The New Kroger Stores

The new Kroger supermarkets have an automatic water
mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you
hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows
mooing and witness the scent of fresh hay.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens
and the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The veggie department features the smell of
fresh buttered corn.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more…