Nothing like having your ass dumped...

I'm on the side of the house getting ready to start the mower. I didn't realize hubby had the water hose pulled out. I'm standing on part of the hose and all of a sudden I'm falling on my ass. I was saying shit really loud as I'm going down and hubby hears this and comes around the corner. He was like....Oh shit...I'm so sorry. I couldn't get the hose to move so I yanked real hard. Thanks honey...Now get over here and help your lard ass wife up.