When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, an old car , slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blond."

"Now we have a $500,000.00 home, a $45,000 car , nice big bed and a plasma screen tv, but I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old blonde , and she would make sure , that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment , driving an old car , sleeping on a sofa bed , and watching a 10 inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis!!!!!