Bill and I bought a new car and returned to the dealer the next
day because we couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman
explained that the radio was voice activated.
"Nelson," the salesman said to the radio. The radio replied,
"Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he continued and "On The Road Again"
came from the speakers. Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an
instant "Georgia On My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson.
We drove away happily, and for the next few days, every time we'd
say, "Beethoven," We'd get beautiful classical music, and if we said,
"Beatles," we'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed our car but
we swerved in time to avoid them, yelling, "Ass Holes!"
Immediately the French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane
Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The
Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan
Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on
spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on Scotch.

Boy, do we LOVE our new car!