Thursday, September 20, 2007

I hate to go grocery shopping...

I went to do my grocery shopping today because I haven't been since right before I had surgery. So I'm minding my business and doing my thing. There are a few things I don't like when I'm at the store.

1. Pregnant women that wear clothes that don't fit. If your nine months along cover your belly. I don't want to see your stretched out tattoo. Nasty!

2. Put clothes on. Shopping in your pj's is a sign that your a lazy asshole.

3. Men who flirt. I can't stand this. I had this man come up to me and ask how tall are you?? I'm thinking oh great here we go again. I bet you get asked this all the time. Yes asshole I do. Go away. Then he asks do you get hit on a lot. What??? I still can't hear out of my left ear and this jerk off was pissing me off. He repeats himself. I rolled my eyes and said no. I turned and walked away.
Then I'm at the check out and the man behind me just stares at me. Okay your a freak. I would have loved to have told him to take a picture and masturbate to it later but he was giving me the creeps. I'm loading stuff in the SUV and he walked by and said hello. You know at least he could have done was help load the groceries. Men....

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