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2008 Democrat National Convention - Denver, Colorado

Agenda:

7:00 PM Opening flag burning

7:15 PM Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N.

7:20 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:25 PM Nonreligious prayer and worship with Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton

7:45 PM Ceremonial tree hugging

7:55 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:00 PM How I Invented the Internet - Al Gore

8:15 PM Gay Wedding - Barney Frank presiding

8:35 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:40 PM Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry

9.00 PM Free the Freedom fighters in Gitmo Rally - Cindy, Sheehan,Susan Sarandon and Sean Penn.

11.00 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:05 PM Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund Barbara Streisand

11:30 PM Oval Office Affairs - William Jefferson Clinton

11:45 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:50 PM How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers - RosieO'Donnell

12:15 am "Truth in Broadcasting Award" - Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore

12:25 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:30 am Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad - Nuclear plants are for peaceful use, ya da ya da ya da........

12:45 am Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Nancy Pelosi

1:00 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

1:05 am Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton

1:30 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

1:35 am Bill Clinton asks Ted to drive Hillary home...

UPDATE:


Hilary Clinton Found Dead In Submerged Car
by Markos Moulitsas Zúniga
August 29, 2008 at 08:38:13 AM PST

In an extraordinary turn of events, Hilary Rodham Clinton was found dead in a vehicle submerged in the South Platte River in Colorado. It was not known who was driving, but authorities say the car was apparently rented by Ted Kennedy.

Of course, we at The Daily Kos know better. It was an inside job perpetrated by Bush and Cheney, although the latter was heard to comment "My guns have still killed less people than Ted Kennedy's automobiles".