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One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny,
said to his wife "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in
Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!"
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't
let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.
"What the Hell is this??" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud
appeared when he shook them out. "April," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did
you put talcum powder in my underwear?" She replied with a snicker...
"It's not talcum powder......It's 'Miracle Grow'.