Things that chap my a--

I went over to Dillards today to buy Daught Dear some pants. She has grown a tad since last fall and I couldn't look at her wearing high water pants today without laughing. Anyway ...I'm at the store and picking up some clothing and I ask if I can stack my stuff on the counter while I go look at socks. No problem. I come back with the socks and here is a woman with two toddler girls and a baby in a carrier. The woman wants to exchange an item but she didn't bring her credit card in and asked that it be put on a gift card. The clerk does as she was asked. Now this woman is holding two packages of girls underwear. She tells the clerk its buy one get one half off. She then wants to know how much it would cost. The clerk scans the item and tells her the cost. She then asks the clerk how much she would be short if she uses the gift card. I'm standing there looking at this person and her two girls dismantling the display next to the counter. This woman can't decide if she should go out to her car for the dollar she is short or should she just get the one package. Then the woman got the nerve to ask the clerk for a dollar so she won't have to go back to her car to get it. I started to giggle and I couldn't stop. The woman then says you don't know what a pain it is to lug three kids back out to the parking lot. I keep laughing because I can't believe she is saying this crap to me. I guess my laughing pissed her off because then she made up her mind to buy one package. But....Then she can't decide on what pattern to buy. Oh lord... I was getting ready to loose it....

Men...Oh where should I start.
1. I hate being looked at up and down. It gives me the creeps.
2. Small talk. Don't try to make small talk while I'm busy. Chances are I won't listen to what your trying to say. Fix the Xerox machine and move along.
3. Don't page me to the office to pay for your childs pictures because your ass is to lazy to walk down to the classroom. This takes me away from the class and leaves me to interupt another class so the teacher can watch my class.

There ya go folks and how was your day?