Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the
local town hall where a flower show was in progress.

The one leaned over and said, "Life is so darned boring. We
never have any fun anymore. For $5.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak
through that stupid flower show."

You're on!" said the other old lady, holding up a $5.00 bill.
The first little old lady slowly funbled her way out of her clothes and,completely naked,
streaked, as fast an an old lady can, through the front door of the flower show.

Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside
the hall,followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.

The smiling and naked old lady came through the exit door surrounded
by a cheering crowd. "What happened?" asked her waiting friend.

"I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement."