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A Taxi driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago .

Nothing is moving north or south.

Suddenly a man knocks on his window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened, what's
the hold up?'

'Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Rosie O'Donnell , Jesse
Jackson, and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom.
Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on
fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.'

The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?'

'About a gallon.'