Guts or Balls.....

There is a medical distinction.

We've all heard about
People having guts or balls, but do you really know
The difference between them?

In an effort to keep you
Informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with
The 'lads', being met by your wife with a broom, and
Having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or
Are you flying off somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the
'lads', smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your
Collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the
Balls to say: 'You're next, fatty.'

This should clear up any confusion about definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.