A Woman's Diet

This is a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the
stress associated with PMS and menopause.

Breakfast
1 grapefruit
1 slice whole wheat toast
1 cup skim milk

Lunch
1 small portion lean, steamed chicken or salmon
1 cup spinach (steamed or fresh)
1 cup herbal tea (preferably hot)
1 Hershey's kiss

Afternoon Tea
The rest of the Hershey Kisses in the bag
1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate chips

Dinner
*4 glasses of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size supreme pizza
3 Snickers Bars
*for extreme cases, keep an extra bottle handy, just in case!
Late Night Snack
1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

Remember: Stressed spelled backward is desserts.