A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got horrible
sunburn, specifically to his upper legs.

He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being
diagnosed with second-degree burns. His skin already blistering and he was in extreme pain.
The doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline,
electrolytes, a sedative, and he was also prescribed Viagra to be taken
every four hours.

The nurse, was rather astounded, and asked, 'What good will Viagra do
for him, Doctor'?

The doctor replied, 'It won't do anything for his condition, but it'll keep the sheets off his legs.


Hat/tip to My girl SHINE