Stupid People...

I don't handle them well. I went into the pool supply store today looking for a sealant to fix a problem with the pool. So I walk in and the clerk walks up and asks can I help you?

Me: Yes, I need another tube of this.

Pool Boy: In his best whiny voice. What iiiisss iiittt?

Me: I look at him with this WTF look. I tell him it's a sealant.

Pool Boy: Oooohhh, where did you buy it?

Me: Here last year.

Pool Boy: Oh. He walks off to look to see if he has it. We don't have it. You need to check at another pool place.

Me: Where is another store located?

Pool Boy: Ummm past the Exxon. No wait the Subway.

Me: I turn around walking out saying this guy doesn't have a clue to what he is doing. I get into my SUV and look back into the window and he is looking at me scratching his head.

I forgot to mention. I got my SUV back and it runs like a champ for now. Now back to stupid people...

I drive over to the Pet Smart store to pick up liners for the litter box. I walk in and a clerk says good afternoon are you looking for something. I'm thinking here we go again.

Me: I'm looking for liners to put in the litter box.

Clerk: What type of food do you feed your cat?

Me: I turn and look at her and say I don't know. I would have to show you from what you have on your shelf.

Clerk: So you buy your cat food and you don't know what it is.

Me: Pretty much.

Clerk: Well you know if you buy this type of food it would help with...

My cellphone started ringing at this point and I'm digging for it while she starts in with you should feed your cat this type of food because it would help with his poop not smelling so bad. I just looked at her as I answer my phone and she actually got pissed because I wouldn't listen to her. This is how I see it. No matter what type of food my cat eats... it will come out smelling like shit.There is no two ways about it.
You know... You just can't fix stupid.