Near Fredericksburg, Texas, where there is a large German-speaking population. A farmer walking down a country road notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand. The farmer shouted:'Trink das wasser nicht.Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.'
Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have shit in it.'The man shouted back: 'I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama, I can't understand you. Please speak in English.'
The farmer replied: "Use two hands, you'll get more!"
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