Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Redneck Sexual IQ Test

1) A condom is a large apartment complex.
True or False
2) Spread Eagle is an extinct bird.
True or False
3) Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack.
True or False
4) A menstrual cycle has three wheels.
True or False
5) A G-string is part of a fiddle.
True or False
6) Anus is a Latin term for yearly.
True or False
7) Testicles are found on an Octopus.
True or False
8) Asphalt describes rectal problems.
True or False
9) Masturbate is used to catch large fish.
True or False
10) Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke.
True or False
11)An umbilical cord is part of a parachute.
True or False
12) A pubic hair is a wild rabbit.
True or False
13) An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir.
True or False
14) A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.
True or False
15)An erection is when Japanese people vote. True or False
16) A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.
True or False
17) Pornography is the business of making records.
True or False
18) Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin.
True or False

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