Dear Abby,

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and,
when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows that he
cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since he lost his job eight years ago,
he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise
and pal around with his buddies while I have to work to pay the bills.

Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me and
hints that I may be a lesbian. What should I do?

Clueless

Abby's Answer

Dear Clueless,

Grow up and dump this loser. Good grief, woman! You don't need him anymore.
You are going to be the Secretary of State in one week. Act like one.

Best Regards,
Abigail Van Buren