Pigs

Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the
Helicopter in front of the White House, he was
carrying a baby piglet under each arm.

The squared away Marine guard snaps to
attention, Salutes and says: "Nice pigs, sir.."

The President replies "These are not pigs...these
are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one
for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and I got one
for Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi."

The squared away Marine again snaps to attention,
Salutes and says, "Excellent trade, sir.."