For those of you that don't have any children, you're missing out....I woke up this morning and I'm in the master bedroom collecting laundry. I open the door and close it behind me. We have a cat so we keep the master bedroom, guest bedroom, and DD's bathroom door shut because of him getting into stuff. Anyway I go into DD's bathroom to get her laundry. Its dark in the house because no one was up. I walk out of DD's bathroom and I hear this "I've been waiting for you"....
Me: What the FUCK....
DD: It a fit of giggles laughing her ass off because she scared the shit out of me.She was up against the wall standing in the dark.
Me: I ought to spank your butt. You do know I'm old and that's not good to scare old people.
DD: Still laughing. Did you think I was a break in person?
Me: Laughing my ass off. It's called a robber Miss. Honor Student...
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