The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly
contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand,
and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational
Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues
or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus
will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact
with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.
Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both
of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome
Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until
WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you
do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is
controlling your life.
I'm going back to work today. We're having fun day with water sports,a dance, movie time, and different sports. It will be teachers against kids, so it should be a fun day. I get to be in charge of the water sports area and I spent most of my evening with another person setting up the dunking booth yesterday. The weather man says it will be a hot day with a high of 90 degrees. I hope I can survive...