Monday, June 15, 2009

Fuck Obama Day...

Lexington Police Department reports finding a man's body in the
Kentucky river just west of the Clays Ferry Bridge

The dead man's name
will not be released until
his family has been notified. The victim apparently
drowned due to excessive beer consumption. He was
wearing black fishnet
stockings, a red garter belt, a strap-on dildo,
and an
Obama t-shirt. He also had
a cucumber stuffed up his ass.

The police removed
the Obama t-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary

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