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A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her
menstrual cycle. For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with
rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she
tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged
in his forehead while he is on fire.

No further studies are expected.