The Coonass and The Tunnel


Sitting together on a train was a black guy, a coonass from Louisiana, a little old lady, and a young blonde girl with large breasts.

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, the black guy has a bright red hand print on his cheek.

No one speaks.

The old lady thinks:
The black guy must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped him.

The blonde girl thinks:
That black guy must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped him.

The black guy thinks:
The coonass must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

The coonass thinks:
I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack the black guy again.



H/T: Coonass