The Coonass and The Tunnel
Sitting together on a train was a black guy, a coonass from Louisiana, a little old lady, and a young blonde girl with large breasts.
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, the black guy has a bright red hand print on his cheek.
No one speaks.
The old lady thinks:
The black guy must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped him.
The blonde girl thinks:
That black guy must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped him.
The black guy thinks:
The coonass must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
The coonass thinks:
I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack the black guy again.