The next time I need to be woke up during my nap, I'll set the bleeping alarm clock. The pain in the ass kid better known as PITA that lives down the street just had to call and wake me up. I walked or limped in this case to the kitchen and said, the following but instead of beeping you can guess the word I used. Daughter Dear cracked up laughing and was still laughing as I poured myself a diet coke and left the kitchen. She couldn't tell pita why she was laughing, then I started to laugh my ass off back to my woman cave. Kids, you gotta love them. Well...not pita she's a pain in my ass!