Monday, January 18, 2010

I'm wondering if I shove a jar of Vicks Vapor Rub up my nose if it will help me breathe any better? You're going to have to live without me for a couple of days while I feel like a pile of dog crap. Caught my child's funky stuff and it has me wiped out.

4 comments:

Harper said...

I have been known to eye my Dyson with curiosity, when similarly nasally constricted, wondering if I could adapt the crevice tool into a snot sucker.

USA_Admiral said...

Damn. You have been having a tough time. I take Nyquil and a couple shots of tequila, followed by massive sleep. Enough tequila and no one will be able to wake you up until your better.

dick said...

About four fingers of Cuervo Black should do the trick.
And yes, a very light coating of Vick's on a Q-Tip, up the snout does help with breathing.

H2o said...

OMG, Harper I thought the very same thing. LMAO....

Mr. USA, you have no clue to what I have been through the past couple of weeks.

Dick, I have really long fingers. ;)