Friday, January 08, 2010

My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for
him. He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365. His meals are provided
at no cost to him.

He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during
the year if any medical needs arise. For this He pays nothing, and nothing
is required of him.

He lives in a nice
neighborhood in a house that is much larger than He needs, but He is
not required to do any upkeep. If He makes a mess, someone else cleans it
up. He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.. He receives
these accommodations absolutely free. He is living like a king, and has
absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of his costs are picked up by
others who go out and earn a living every day.

I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head,
Holy S#!t, my dog is a Democrat!

5 comments:

KurtP said...

I've got three Dems living here right now.
I don't know if it's the cold weather, or Wally-world f*cking with the recipes- but it seems like I'm buying Ol' Roy dog food more often than about 6 months ago.

Yabu (POBAR) said...

My dog Stretch has those same benefits, but he works for 'em. His job is to keep the Strechengeti clear of squirrels, chipmunks, rabbits, and snakes. He is the protector of my garden. He is my alarm...no way anyone can sneak up on me. He earns his keep, so if I called him a Democrat, he would attack me.

Very clever post...god job, by the way, hows the knee?

Harper said...

My dogs also have copious amounts of gas that can bring a tear to a glass eye. Yet another clue as to their political affiliation.

BobG said...

"Holy S#!t, my dog is a Democrat! "

And ACORN probably has him registered as a voter, too.

Anonymous said...

If he goes around the neighborhood creating litters of pups to draw more welfare he'll be a real democrat.
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