The Pope & Nancy Pelosi
The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on a stage in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leans towards her and says "Do you know that with one
wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go
wild with joy? This joy will go deep into their hearts and they'll
forever speak of this day and rejoice!"
Pelosi replied "...I seriously doubt that. With one wave of your hand?
So the Pope slapped her.