Monday, February 22, 2010

Stamp Malfunction

The Postal Services created a stamp with a picture of President Obama on it. The Postal Service noticed that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation. After a month of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings:

1.The stamp is in perfect order.

2.There is nothing wrong with the glue.

3. People are spitting on the wrong side.


dick said...

You should warn us about these postings. I was not expecting that one at all but it is very fitting and I would be spitting on the wrong side as well. If not doing more to the wrong side.

H2o said...

I would use him to wipe myself with butt I don't want him near my privates. BWHAHAHAHA!!!!

H2o said...

should be one t on but.