1. Before Barrack Obama's next televised speech, prepare your "Bullshit Bingo" card by drawing a square.
I find that 5" x 5" is a good size -- and dividing it into columns --five across and five down.
That will give you 25 1-inch blocks.
2. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block:
. Restored our reputation
. Strategic fit
. Let me be clear
. Make no mistake
. Back from the brink
. Signs of recovery
. Out of the loop
. Job creation
. Fiscal restraint
. Affordable health care
. Previous Administration
. Greed on Wall Street
. At the end of the day
. Empower (or empowerment)
. Touch base
. Corporate greed
. Game plan
. Inherited as in "I inherited this mess"
. Relief for working families (alternate - "unprecedented")
3. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.
4. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout ...
You know this sounds like a fun game to play at a party. I do believe I will plan on having a Bullshit party the next time O-hole plans on speaking to his followers. The thing is, I bet its more fun to play drunk than sober. One would have to be drunk to listen to that asshole speak for more than 5 minutes. Yes, I'm still pissed that the reform passed