Tuesday, March 23, 2010

1. Before Barrack Obama's next televised speech, prepare your "Bullshit Bingo" card by drawing a square.

I find that 5" x 5" is a good size -- and dividing it into columns --five across and five down.
That will give you 25 1-inch blocks.

2. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block:

. Restored our reputation
. Strategic fit
. Let me be clear
. Make no mistake
. Back from the brink
. Signs of recovery
. Out of the loop
. Benchmark
. Job creation
. Fiscal restraint
. Win-win
. Affordable health care
. Previous Administration
. Greed on Wall Street
. At the end of the day
. Empower (or empowerment)
. Touch base
. Mindset
. Corporate greed
. Ballpark
. Game plan
. Leverage
. Inherited as in "I inherited this mess"
. Relief for working families (alternate - "unprecedented")

3. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.

4. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout ...


You know this sounds like a fun game to play at a party. I do believe I will plan on having a Bullshit party the next time O-hole plans on speaking to his followers. The thing is, I bet its more fun to play drunk than sober. One would have to be drunk to listen to that asshole speak for more than 5 minutes. Yes, I'm still pissed that the reform passed

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Sorry. Stealing this. Too good to pass up.

Big Al