Thursday, April 29, 2010

A member of al Qaeda in Iraq walks into his local mosque with a big grin on his face.

"What are you so happy about, Abdul?" Asks the Imam.

"Well, I'll tell you," replies Abdul. "I live by the railroad tracks and on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the rails, like in the American movies. I cut her free and took her back to my humble abode. Allah be praised - we made love all night, all around the tent. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position permitted by Mohammed, Peace Be Upon Him!"

"By the most Merciful," exclaimed the Imam, "you have been blessed. Was she as beautiful as a desert flower?"

Abdul grimaced, "By the Jinn, I do not know - I never found her head."

Sorry folks, I laughed. You did to, you just don't want to admit it.....


Anonymous said...


Jeez, when I read this joke half a cup of coffee shot theough my nose all over the key-board.

Too bad the mooslime didn't go back to the train tracks and find that missing part of the lady's anatomy.

He could have bragged that after a night of shagging he wound up getting some "head"!

Harper said...

Funny, on many levels.