Monday, April 19, 2010

The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into the local
coffee shop for a snack. I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I
came out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket.
I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break'? He
ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His insensitivity annoyed me,
so I called him a 'Nazi.' He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket
for having worn tires. So I proceeded to call him a 'doughnut eating
Gestapo.' He finished the second ticket and put it on the Windshield with
the first. Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a moron in blue.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him the more
tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't really care...I came downtown on the
bus. The car that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper
stickers that said, 'Obama/Biden in '08.' I try to have a little fun each
day now that I'm retired. The doctor tells me that it's important to my
health. I felt much better on the bus ride home.

Two things about Monday... My duty day at the school and Fuck Obama Day. I hate early morning duty and O-hole! Just saying....Come on Friday!

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