Friday, April 23, 2010

With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and
wisdom in our heads that when there

is no more room, it distributes out
to the rest of our bodies. So we aren't

heavy, we are enormously cultured,
educated and happy.

Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think,

Good grief, look how smart I am!

Must be where Smart Ass came from!

With that said, I get to take 12 more hours of college to renew my license. Belch!

1 comment:

POOHPA said...

I have been reading some of your post.You have my sence of humor --rude and crude --love it