LMAO....

A plane is losing power, the pilot comes over the intercom and says "Sorry it had to come to this folks, but we already let the luggage go and the plane continues to lose speed, I hate to have to do this, but now we're gonna have to start releasing passengers in alphabetical Order. Beginning with the letter "A" of course, so are there AFRICANS, ANY AFRICANS? No one answers...ok now "B"... BLACK PEOPLE ANY BLACK PEOPLE? Again, silence."C" COLORED PEOPLE, ANY COLORED PEOPLE? Silence. A black child turns to his mother and asks, "Mom, arent we African American, Black and Colored? His mother turns to him and says "Honey today we are NIGGAS", let them Mexicans go first!" So the little black boy turns to the little mexican kid sitting next to him and laughs! The mexican kid laughs back and says "I'm a WETBACK, so get ready to jump my Nigga"!