Monday, August 23, 2010


When your friends can't explain why they voted for Democrats, give
them this list. They can then pick a reason.

10. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4%
on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same
gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

9. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better
job of spending the money I earn than I would.

8. I voted Democrat because Freedom of speech is fine as long as
nobody is offended by it.

7. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun,
and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from
murderers and thieves.

6. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us
if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will
melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

5. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of
millions of babies through abortion so long as we keep all death row
inmates alive.

4. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to
free health care, education, and Social Security benefits.

3. I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be
allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and
give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the
democrats see fit.

2. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite
the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would
never get their agendas past the voters.

1. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ass
that it is unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.

I'll keep my Freedom, my God and my Guns... You keep the Change...


BobG said...

"There is something about a Republican that you can only stand him just so long; and on the other hand, there is something about a Democrat that you can't stand him quite that long."
- Will Rogers

dick said...

Amen, sister. You speak the truth for sure.