Bwhahahaha

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel"pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will leadyou to the promised land". Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, " Lay down your shovels, siton your asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land". Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the promised land. Furthermore, I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, Savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . . . I called Lifeline, the suicide help line. Got a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal.They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...