Five Surgeons

While having lunch five surgeons from big cities are

discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.



The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see

accountants on my operating table because when you

open them up, everything inside is numbered.."



The second surgeon,from Chicago responds, "Yeah, but you

should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."



The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, "No, I really think librarians

are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order"



The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like

construction workers... Those guys always understand

when you have a few parts left over."



The fifth surgeon, from Washington DC , shut them all up when he

observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.

There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine.

Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable."