Tuesday, January 30, 2007


It's so far beneath me to brag about Texas, but.......
After having dug to a depth of 1000 meters last year, Scottish scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 1000 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the Scots, in the weeks that followed, English scientist dug to a depth of 2000 meters and shortly after headlines in the UK newspapers read:

"English archaeologists have found traces of 2000 year copper wire and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a thousand years earlier than the Scots."

One week later, Texas newspapers reported the following:

"After digging as deep as 5000 meters in West Texas, a joint commission of
scientists from Texas A&M and the University of Texas have found absolutely nothing. They have therefore concluded that 5000 years ago Texas inhabitants were already using wireless phones.

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