Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed
away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her
95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her
grandfather had died, her grandmother replied:" He had a heart attack
while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told
her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 Years old having sex would
surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear," replied granny: "Many years ago, realizing
our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the
church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice
and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding And
out on the Dong."
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued: "He'd still be Alive
today if the ice cream truck hadn't come along.
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