Guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his
check. He marched
straight up to the counter and said, " Hi. You know, I just
HATE drawing
welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter said, " Your timing is
excellent. We
just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants
a chauffeur
and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to
drive around in
his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your clothes. Because
of the long
hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort
the daughter on
her overseas holiday trips and you will have to satisfy her
sexual urges.
You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage.
The salary is
$200,000 a year."

The guy, wide-eyed, said, " You're bullshittin' me! "

The social worker said, " Yeah, well . . you started